How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.