Whine.
An alcoholic.
They both like to crack open a cold one
I forget
A leave of Absinthe.
Backwards.
They wine too much.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Alcoholics synonymous.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Drunken Donuts
Wine
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
A hug and a little quiche.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
A cat-tastrophe.
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Because it was A Minor.
A nostaljar.
The ark-hives.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
I'll post the punchline later.
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
