Because they never drink alone.
Whine.
An alcoholic.
They've both got a little Captain in them.
I forget
A leave of Absinthe.
Backwards.
They wine too much.
Alcoholics synonymous.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Drunken Donuts
Wine
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
He whale-d
Salmon en route
Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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When it's being built!
Your bike.
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Because they're practicing to be men.
I1
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Get hammered.
So you could hit the sack.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
