Whine.
An alcoholic.
They both like to crack open a cold one
I forget
A leave of Absinthe.
Backwards.
They wine too much.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Alcoholics synonymous.
He couldn't handle his boos.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
Drunken Donuts
Wine
A log n truck.
Two days seems like a long time.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
The Millenial Falcon.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
An arm and a leg.
He wanted to buy stock options.
He denied Jesus 3 times
Because Peter denied him three times.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Her algae bra.
