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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.