What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.