What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.