What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one