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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.