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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.