What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.