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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

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What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.