Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.