What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...