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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.