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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.