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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...