What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD -... B - You Will

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.