What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.