What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket