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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket