Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Iran!

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Thar's gold in them thar fills.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!