Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor