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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is posthumous work?

Something written by someone after they are dead!

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.