What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.