What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.