What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.