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Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend