He writes scary stories.
He died on the cross!
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
He won't stop banging at the door.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
He has to wait for the verb.
Because they always miss the joke
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)