What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.