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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT