What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....