What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame