What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

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Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!