What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim