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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.