When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard