When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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With the proper al-gor-ithms

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

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People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.