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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard