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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.