When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls