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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.