How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.