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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard