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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.