How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.