How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.