How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.