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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.