Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.