Why did Batman climb the tree?

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.