Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.