What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon