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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.