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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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The batroom.

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What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.