What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.