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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.