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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

English Jokes More English Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.