Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

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Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.