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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.