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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Past Tent Jokes More Past Tent Jokes

What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.