Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

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Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.