Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.