Camp Jokes

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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