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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift