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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"