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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language