What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

Because a brazillian things could go wrong

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

More moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!