Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

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Terrorist Camp Jokes More Terrorist Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language