Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

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Because they don't know where home is

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Because X was always 10

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Both are good places to find Catfish

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Ask them if they play league.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range