A drone
Allah AkbARRR
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
A. Electricity.
Syrian Mckellen
Because they don't know where home is
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
ISIS
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Amazon'
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
Have CNN report on how bad it is
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Because he just isn't a mourning person.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
They know their knots.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.