Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.