Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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When's the improper fraction helpline open?

24/7

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

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