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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob