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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob