What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.