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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.