What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob