What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo