What do you call a man with no arms and...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?