What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.