What do you call a man with no arms and...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?