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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.