When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around