When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans...

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around