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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around