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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around