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Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.