This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
Because he's a cross product.
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Because it's humerus.
A BOring
A palm tree!
Because he was stuffed!
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
That thing hurts!
A Step-Stool
I poop with both hands.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
