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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!