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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate