Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Nun.

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Because he was married

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.