Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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Fear of over dos

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You skip the flat ones.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Because they were "sole"-mates

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

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Cancelled Czechs.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.