What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco