What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!