What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!