What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.