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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!