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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!