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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.