What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.