Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.