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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.