Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit