Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!