What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.