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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

How about baked chocolate cake?

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