What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms