What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.