Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.