Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms