Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.