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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.