Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.