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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.