Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.