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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo