Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.