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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.