Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for