Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!