Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre