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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water