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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre