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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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The T.H. sea

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre