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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!