What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.