What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!