What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!