What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::