Stew.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
A stand up guy
Carlos
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Stew