Stew.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
He is so misunderstood.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
