Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!