Stew.
Stew
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Farty.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
No Beef Stew at all
Tell a cow they're being watched.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Udder destruction!
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Catch.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
You get to grow old together.
Throw in your laundry.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
