Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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4 Leper Jokes More 4 Leper Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

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Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".