Stew.
Stew
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Soup
It will just host a telethon.
He'd get it.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
Mashed potatoes...
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
If there were one more it would be two-farty!