Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.