Stew.
Stew
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Kit Cat Bar
Traditional gender rolls.
Add your laundry.
Soup
Tell a cow they're being watched.
No Beef Stew at all
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
How have you been?
A pintomime.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Because one more would be too farty
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.