Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta