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Beef Stew Jokes

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How many ladies have you slept with?

She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn