Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.