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Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!