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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend