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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.