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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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