How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.