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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.