How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe