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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!