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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"