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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!