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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.