Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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A Meringue - a - tan.

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Because they want to.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Because they want to.