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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!