Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!