Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn