Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

Singular Form Jokes More Singular Form Jokes

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.