Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

' Lingerie Jokes More ' Lingerie Jokes

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.

Singular Form Jokes More Singular Form Jokes

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What is the singular form of binoculars?

Telescope

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less