What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!