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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!