What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...