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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers