What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.