Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."