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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

File Jokes More File Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.