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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year