Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

File Jokes More File Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year