Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

File Jokes More File Jokes

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year