Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

File Jokes More File Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year